If anyone continues to push for austerity despite empirical evidence that says austerity is counterproductive at this time, I say...
Send them to a country -- which shall be established in
In the nation of FM, or Fuck Me, there shall be just one law: There are no laws but this law to establish that there are no laws in the land of Fuck Me.
The Gorilla Glass enclosure shall be fully sealed in a manner such that, nothing may come in or leave. Air shall not be vented; shit shall not escape, and most importantly, what goes on in Fuck Me stays in Fuck Me. To ensure that no one can smuggle in or out of Fuck Me, there shall be a 3 foot thick, steel-encased barrier going down 50 feet below ground, all around.
If these inhabitants of Fuck Me wish, they can use gold as their form of trade; if they wish, they can all carry high capacity guns at all times; if they wish, they can smog it up if they want to, but again, the sole law of Fuck Me is that there are no other laws, so these are presumably voluntary actions between all parties. And though the concept of self-sufficiency and responsibility may be a guiding principle, there are no restrictions on the number of trees you cut down or the amount of water you drink.
In one month, after all the inhabitants of Fuck Me have died from killing each other -- a result from their distrust of each other and the fear of collectivism -- we'll turn it into a museum (visual only -- no entry allowed).
It will be a memorial to remember the sacrifice these folks made, to show how a civilization without laws to balance rights and provide equal treatment, and a system of taxation to provide for the enforcement of these rights, will eventually die.
We'll call it the "Southwest Museum of the Fuck Me People".
And thus I end my very last post ever on austerity, a subject I consider definitely answered and therefore, closed, by a satirical piece on the fate of such people who support austerity.
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