Tuesday, March 12, 2013

North Korea's formidable military. (satire)

We should be worried.  According to the SIPRI database, North Korea said that it had spent 90 billion North Korean Wons on its military in 2011.  90 BILLION WON!

That's about 627 million Chinese Renminbi!  And that's equivalent to $101 million dollars!  And South Korea spends $28 billion on its military while the US spends $711 billion dollars on military!  Oh wait.

Diesel engine?  No!  We will win with human powered personnel carriers!

I shall conduct this war with a baton!

We plan to fight you in our lush jungles.

We have stealth -- the shiny metal of our planes will leave you blind!

US has Navy Seals; we have Navy Sharks!  Sharks eat Seals!

Our NK CSO program is strong!

Our military is flexible! We don't need a proper building -- we just cut holes in the header.


Our sophisticated imaging systems will track you!

Profuse thanks to The Telegraph for posting all these awesome photos!

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