Saturday, May 26, 2018

The Hallmarks of a Bad Relationship

The compilation of details from Donald's letter to North Korea, and from before/after:

☑️ -- You didn't answer my calls.
☑️ -- I even had a special token made to commemorate our relationship.
☑️ -- You were talking bad about me behind my back.
☑️ -- I kept saying nice things about you to everyone.
☑️ -- They told me you weren't being sincere in our relationship.
☑️ -- I think you're trying to sabotage this relationship.
☑️ -- I wanted to be the one to break our relationship up.
☑️ -- But if you treat me nice again, I'd reconsider.