10 Raunchiest Dance Songs, Ever, Ranked.

Because, why not.

10 Closer, NIN
9 I Want Your Sex, George Michael
8 Hot 'n' Fun, N.E.R.D
7 M.I.L.F. $, Fergie
6 Love House, Samantha Fox
5 Push It, Salt n Pepa
4 Hot in Herre, Nelly
3 Justify My Love, Madonna
2 Milkshake, Kelis
1 Erotic City, Prince

Why Erotic City? Because, this was an explicit B-side tune dropped right in the middle of Ed Meese's war on porn and decency. That takes balls of steel.

If we cannot make babies, maybe we can make some time
Thoughts of pretty you and me, Erotic City come alive
We can fuck until the dawn, making love 'til cherry's gone
Erotic City can't you see, thoughts of pretty you and me

Oh, and I created a Spotify Raunchy Dance List, right now at 61 songs. This being a raunchy dance list, half of them have explicit lyrics. After all, it's not raunchy if it doesn't drop some jaws.

Ode to American Football: The Four Seasons

Fall

The eternal renewal of optimism has arrived, that one's football team shall endure a rigorous warrior's schedule (3 months!) of games, emerging victorious and undefeated.

Winter

The ephemeral despondency following one's team's failure in its endeavor to conquer the league and go undefeated.

Spring

The reversal of fortunes begin and hope is renewed, as signing day reveals fresh talent that (surely) will deliver one's team to the promised land we call The National Championship and Super Bowl.

Summer

The annual scramble to confirm one's belief of growing optimism that one's team's prospects are bright, by reading every available publication, blog, article, and video available.

The Melancholy Classical Music Playlist

Simple Handle Bar Phone Mount.

A 3D model of a prototype design of a bike handle bar mount for my phone. Sadly, to print it would cost $20, which is $10 too much. 3D printing is not so useful in building a business model for gadgets.

Design for Handle Bar Mount

Currency Manipulation?

If China's currency is lower after the US threatens more tariffs, is that really currency manipulation? No, it isn't. 

But anyway, currency manipulation is most obvious when it is clearly moving irrespective of other currencies relative to the US Dollar.

What currency manipulation looks like

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