Portland's IKEA is the best in the US.

This month's food special is NW crab cakes with asparagus.  Mmm, sounds tasty, I think I'll make a special trip this week.

Last month was ham and Tillamook cheddar cheese sandwiches.  March was pot roast.  Last year they moved the ribs from a Wednesday special, to an everyday dish.

And then there's the downstairs Bistro.  This month, it's popcorn chicken and Butterfinger sundaes.  Last month it was swirled strawberry and vanilla frozen yogurt cones.  The previous month was swirled mint and vanilla frozen yogurt cones.

I figured each IKEA around the country had unique menu items just for that store, so I spent five minutes looking to see what the other IKEAs had to offer, but it turns out that Portland's unique.  Oh you poor souls around the country!

Raise your hand if your IKEA has $2.49 brioche breakfast sandwiches!  How about $3.99 chicken-fried steak breakfasts!