You're in trouble when: Your campaign starts announcing your phone call schedule.

This morning, the media tells us that Mitt Romney will be placing a phone call today to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, his several decades-old friend.

Also on the phone call agenda for Friday:

• 11:59 am - Jimmy Johns;
• 12:40 pm - RNC Reince Priebus;
• 12:42 pm - Daddy Warbucks aka Sheldon Adelson;
• 1:00 pm - Ann;
• 1:30 pm - Daddy Warbuckies aka Koch Brothers;
• 2:15 pm - Nutty Newt;
• 2:16 pm - Rick Shoot-em-up Perry;
• 2:17 pm - Mr. 9-9-9;
• 2:18 pm - Ron Ayn Paul;
• 2:19 pm - Fox News;
• 2:30 pm - Washington Times;
• 2:45 pm - Breitbart;
• 3:00 pm - Ann;
• 3:15 pm - Baskin-Robbins;
• 4:15 pm - Fox News;
• 4:30 pm - Washington Times;
• 4:45 pm - Breitbart;
• 5:00 pm - Ann;
• 5:30 pm - Olive Garden;
• 7:00 pm - Ann;
• 9:00 pm - Baskin-Robbins;
• 11:00 pm - Ann.

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PS. I hope people understood that the phone call agenda list was satire.