You're in trouble when: Fox News won't report that you're down in their poll.

This is rather amusing.  Fox News' front page includes three articles covering the results of their latest poll, but only one of them talks about the presidential poll.  Can you guess which one of the three actually bothers to mention the poll numbers of the presidential race?

Maybe it's because they don't want you to know that for three straight weeks, Obama has held a 5 percentage point lead over Mitt Romney?

Better yet, the front page also highlights an opinion piece, "The Truth About 2012 Polls", which asserts that Mitt Romney is actually ahead, even as you hide your own poll showing that Barack Obama is ahead!

Are you laughing out loud like I am?