Problems and Solutions, Republican Style.

Problem: The economy is flat and possibly headed back down.
Solution: CUT TAXES!

Problem: The economy is growing strong, leaving the federal government with a surplus.
Solution: CUT TAXES!

Problem: Inflation is going to explode.
Solution: CUT TAXES!

Problem: We're headed towards deflation.
Solution: CUT TAXES!

Problem: We're growing federal debt.
Solution: CUT TAXES!

Problem: Health care spending is out of control.
Solution: CUT TAXES!

Problem: Wall Street is taking a nose dive.
Solution: CUT TAXES!

Problem: Wealth inequality.
Solution: CUT TAXES!

Problem: Children are going hungry.
Solution: CUT TAXES!

Problem: The homeless population is growing.
Solution: CUT TAXES!

Problem: My rich uncle passed away and left me this giant inheritance.
Solution: CUT TAXES!

Problem: My 401K is down.
Solution: CUT TAXES!

Problem: Gasoline prices went up.
Solution: CUT TAXES!