Doctor: This man is extremely anemic.
Politician: I am directing you to cut off his legs and arms, so that his body will need less blood to survive.
Doctor: Why don't we pop an IV and give him a pint of blood, instead?
Politician: We tried a half-pint of blood, but he only got slightly better, so I've decided the only option is to cut off his arms and legs.
Doctor: That's stupid.
Politician: Elections have consequences.
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