Mitt supports Zombie Economics; Zombies support Mitt.

You might not have read Zombie Economics, but I did.  Color me surprised (no, not really) that Mitt Romney supports Zombie Economics.

Paint me shocked however, that according to Joss Whedon, there is mutual support between Zombies and Mitt Romney!

It's not that Mitt Romney actually supports the policies he's touted (honestly, no one really knows what he'll actually do in office), as he tries to appeal to the far-right Tea Party folks, but I'm with Joss on this one...well sort of.  You see, if Mitt Romney does get elected (and I think we should let Mitt win), I think Democrats should FORCE Mitt and Republicans to do exactly as they said they would, the past four years.  There will be no walking back of ideas.  We're going to FORCE them to:

• Balance the budget immediately;
• Slash tax rates and taxes;
• Hold the debt ceiling in place, no matter what;
• Increase military spending without adding to the deficit;
• Repeal 100% of Obamacare;
• Label China as a currency manipulator from Day 1;
• Stop any possibility of direct talks with Iran, and station multiple warships off the coast of Iran;
• Force the Feds to stop QE3;
• Force the Feds to increase the Fed interest rate.

Yes sir, we are going to sign on and FORCE the Zombie Apocalypse.  Why?  Because in order to destroy the Zombie Apocalypse, we have to expose it for what it really is.  Only when people see the Zombie Apocalypse upon them, will they open their ears and stop listening to partisan politics, so that they can actually learn economics.