I'm calling it the 5-point "Plan to turn America into a Plutocracy". Here's my interpretation of Romneyspeak, based on his past speeches:
- Energy Independence
- Allow the return of acid rain and the hastening of global warming, via deregulated coal;
- Allow oil producers to rape America's public lands for private profit;
- Produce more oil so that it can be exported for private profit at the public's expense for cleanup.
- The Skills to Succeed
- Make states pay for vouchers, with money they don't have;
- Increase college loan amounts, so that students can start life out with more debt than ever before;
- Push Americans to vocational programs;
- Increase immigration, instead of investing in students at home.
- Trade that Works for America
- Threaten China with more hot air than ever before;
- Allow greater outsourcing than ever before.
- Cut the Deficit
- Cut NASA and NOAA spending so they cannot research global warming;
- Cut Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid;
- Eliminate the Departments of Energy, Education, EPA and Housing and give private industry a free reign.
- Champion Small Business
- Give corporations more money;
- Give millionaires and billionaires more money;
- Kill the unions;
- Repeal rules that prevented insurers from allowing sick people to die, by allowing caps on lifetime benefits.
So that a Plutocracy of the rich, by the rich, for the rich, shall not perish from the earth,
Amen.
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