Oregon Ducks offseason in a 5 second play.

LaMichael James: "Dude, bail?"
Darron Thomas: "Bail."
Chip Kelly: "Bail."

I'm calling it a classic Cathartic Tragedy drama.  What do you think?

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Update: It's now officially a Complex Comedy drama.


LaMichael James: "Dude, bail?"
Darron Thomas: "Bail."
Chip Kelly: "Bail."
Chip Kelly: "No wait."

And still under 5 seconds.