Tuesday, January 10, 2012

If you're Iranian and in trouble on the sea, who're you gonna call?

USA!

It's happened yet again...Americans have rescued Iranians in the Persian Gulf.  This time, it was six sailors whose boat was taking on water, and issued a distress call, off Iraq's shores.  A US Coast Guard cutter performed the rescue operation in this round.

In yet another hypothetical conversation:

Allah: "Stop this nonsense!"
Grand Ayatollah: "Nya nya nya...I can't hear you!  I'm sorry, you're breaking up -- it must be a bad signal!"

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