Rats as pets?

Top 5 caption re-do:

1. "Damn...you're ugly. What was I thinking?"
   
2. "Look into my eyes. You're getting sleepy..."
   
3. "Remember the plan. Gouge the eyes first, then run for the door."
   
4. "Aw hell. You better not be going all jungle fever on me, fool."
   
5. "Bitch, where's my food?"
   

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