Pain blocks itchiness. Also, allergies are a pain in the head.
"Wait, did you mean, 'pain in the ass'?"
No. I friggin mean pain in my face -- from the nasal congestion after sneezing a dozen times.
"Oh."
Yeah.
But on the bright side -- you know there's always a bright side -- pain is a reminder that I'm alive. As the old M.A.S.H. song goes, "suicide is painless", so clearly, I'm alive and able to see the birds, the rainbows, the...
Ah...ah...achoo!
Fuck pain. Where's that ibuprofen?
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