Top 5 Reasons why Microsoft's using a giant phone.

5. Microsoft went after the only market still available to them: Jolly Green Giants.

4. They plan to go back 30,000 years in time and bury this on the far side of the moon, in order to guide humans to choose WP7.

3. They're "Winning"!

2. George Bush's "Mission Accomplished" banner wasn't available.

1. The bigger the phone, the smaller the................market share.