"My resolution is the same as always. Keep her full and focused with my fiber."

You saw those frosted fiber cereal ads last month before the start of the school year, didn't you?  It cracked me up, every time I saw it, on so many levels.  It was so unbelievable - kids so eager to get back to school that they run in with smiles and cheers when the alarm goes off - I have no idea what sort of mind could come up with this ad.

But anyway, the comic cynic in me thought that the ad's most lame line should be turned into an Ad-Lib game of fill in the blanks:

"My resolution is the same as always.  Keep her ______ and ______ with my _____."

Much better, I think.