Why I Distrust Evangelical Preachers

This one image explains my deep distrust of Evangelical preachers.

Care to guess how much money the jewelry is in this photo is worth? Tens of thousands of dollars. That's a ladies Rolex, a 10 carat emerald ring, and a diamond encrusted gold mens signet ring.

Those are Evangelical preachers with their hands on Donald, praying. (Either that or Donald has been transformed into the Orb.)

You can probably guess who that female hand belongs to. If not, just search "corrupt evangelical female pastor" or "Donald's corrupt Evangelical pastor". She's just a wee bit infamous for driving her own church into bankruptcy among other things.