Wednesday, April 19, 2017

The 5 Principles of Trump's Foreign Policy

Sun Tzu had 6 principles to apply in The Art of War, but Donald is efficient and requires only 5.

After much observation and thought, I have been able to expertly dissect and whittle down the 5 underlying principles of the Trump Administration's foreign policy, in this highly specific order:




          • Fuck up everything
          • Point finger away
          • Make shit up
          • Blame media
          • Change subject.



Note: These highly rigorous principles of foreign policy happen to apply to other subjects that the Administration faces.

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