Electoral College: America's Last Chance.

It's the fourth quarter with just five seconds left in the game and America's down by 4 at the 50-yard line. The call from the sideline comes in: Weakside bunch formation, all streak patterns with a tailback screen to the strong side. She knows the call is stupid and won't work since the defense is already in a dime package all sitting 30 yards off the line. She calls an audible for a hail mary from the bunch formation in streak pattern with max protect.

Electoral college voters: It's time for that audible to a hail mary.

You know how Cam Newton likes to taunt the losing team in their face? Donodus has shown that he's much worse than that. Upon the blow of the whistle Donodus is going to fling his feces in your direction, then laugh at how stupid you were to lose to his lame team, just as he presses the red buttons with his tiny fingers to shoot off a bunch of fireworks. He said that he wouldn't do any of these things, and yet what are you going to do when his poop hits your face or the sky turns red -- complain that he lied?

Think about it: If he was good enough to win on his own merits, neither Russia nor Wikileaks seemed to believe it; through their actions, they subverted the election process to get their desired outcome, although I must admit to viewing Julian Assange as more of a useful idiot than a plain antagonist.

And you really shouldn't assume that a Republican-led Congress will impeach him for violating the Constitution or the US Code. He's telegraphing every constitutional and criminal violation he's planning to commit, yet the GOP has done nothing to signal their opposition.

So how do you want to go down in history -- the people who couldn't do the right thing and contributed to the collapse of the United States, or the people who stopped a tyrant? It's your choice, so choose wisely.