Sunday, November 7, 2010

To those Democrats in Congress that lost their job...

You have this one chance before you say your final goodbyes in Congress.

Pass permanent funding for health care reform; get that middle and lower tax brackets cut while allowing the top tax bracket to expire; bring HR 6160 to a vote in the Senate; get a vote on the record for immigration reform; pass modest clean energy legislation or go for broke and get a comprehensive clean energy bill to a vote; get a new campaign finance reform bill on the record; but most of all, get a full 8 month extension on unemployment benefits as well as a 8 week 5th tier.

Give Conservatives the finger, the bird, the one-finger salute...make Conservatives so mad that they lose all ability to think straight, and get them to do and say stupid things.

It's not like you're going to win back that seat anyway...you might as well go back to your previous career, but before you do, here's an opportunity to get into their heads and drive em foaming at the mouth.  When they get to that point where they're angry and going to the airwaves, you should show a giant smile and mock them for being myopic; it'll just get them more angry to the point that they'll turn red faced and lose their temper.

It might appear as juvenile to purposely anger Conservatives, but really, what you're doing is ensuring that Americans will be helped in difficult times, for the next year, and nothing makes Conservatives more angry than having to own up to unpopular votes.

Don't you deserve to get some revenge while in the process of helping to improve the future of America?

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