Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Dear Hugo Chavez, you're an idiot.

You have placed yourself in the position of showing that you are either a paper tiger or to expose your military and your country to being invaded and taken over. The latter of which, you should already know that the Pentagon is really looking forward to your next moves.

Contrary to what you may think, it does not require American ground troops to wipe out your entire military infrastructure. Those B1B bombers are not in some far-distant land; they're in the heartland of America, ready to carpet or smart bomb your idiot butt off the face of the planet.

With all due respect, you're not Kim Jong-Il with an arsenal and ground force that could cause some hurt. No, you're militarily weak and speak with hyperbole as if there's no tomorrow. You should be so lucky that you have oil....actually, you should be concerned. If you don't comply with the International Court's ruling, you severely jeopardize your standing with the rest of the world, and place yourself directly in the cross hairs of American politics. The more you push, the better off America actually is - you see, Americans are more nationalistic than Europeans, and anytime you criticize America, you push the left and right closer to each other.

And you know, your bravado is only matched by the funny images of troops being moved to the border with buses, all in a row. You present your entire army as an easy target, just for the photo-op.

Real bright stuff there, Chavez.

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