Friday, August 23, 2019

10 Raunchiest Dance Songs, Ever, Ranked.

Because, why not.

10 Closer, NIN
9 I Want Your Sex, George Michael
8 Hot 'n' Fun, N.E.R.D
7 M.I.L.F. $, Fergie
6 Love House, Samantha Fox
5 Push It, Salt n Pepa
4 Hot in Herre, Nelly
3 Justify My Love, Madonna
2 Milkshake, Kelis
1 Erotic City, Prince

Why Erotic City? Because, this was an explicit B-side tune dropped right in the middle of Ed Meese's war on porn and decency. That takes balls of steel.
If we cannot make babies, maybe we can make some time
Thoughts of pretty you and me, Erotic City come alive
We can fuck until the dawn, making love 'til cherry's gone
Erotic City can't you see, thoughts of pretty you and me
Oh, and I created a Spotify Raunchy Dance List, right now at 61 songs. This being a raunchy dance list, half of them have explicit lyrics. After all, it's not raunchy if it doesn't drop some jaws.


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