April Fools 2014 (updated)

T'is the annual tradition of April Fools, whence pranks are the norm and the truth is disguised.  Here is a list of pranks throughout the web:

• Moo.com now has a new delivery option for you, called Pug Post.  Won't get lost in the snow.

• Google Analytics presents Data-less Decision Making...for those who hate big data.

• I could definitely use this: Google Fiber presents CTTH, or Coffee To The Home.  Awesome! Even comes with predictive coffee preference.

• The Chrome team has incorporated Translate to Emoji feature into the Chrome mobile browser for iOS and Android...and it works!

• My personal favorite: Google Japan's newest input device. The laugh-out-loud moment comes at 1:49.

• YouTube announces the viral trends for 2014.  Too many trends, IMO.  ;)
• Gmail now has shareable selfies, or "Shelfies".  Works, too.   Oh, and that's an email from Kitty Purry.  You better get that one or else. 

• Google+ now has David Hasselhoff Auto Awesome Photobombs.  Just upload a new photo and use Auto Awesome to allow David Hasselhoff to photobomb your picture!

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Update:

• Missed this awesome one.  Google Apps for Business Dogs.  Let your dog do his business with ease.  And boom, we started this day out with dogs and bookmarked it with dogs.