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Linear thought is a flaw. As a dog, I like to cozy up on the sofa, pull up a glass of coffee and cookies and pretend to be human. I sometimes think that I wasted my time learning new tricks rather than playing outside.
"We also have someone who cuts our grass, cleans our house, and watches our new baby so we can both work outside the home. At the end of all this, we have less than a few hundred dollars per month of discretionary income."What an idiot! Someone, send him to STFU University!
"My resolution is the same as always. Keep her ______ and ______ with my _____."Much better, I think.
"Because 80 percent of America’s 32 million businesses are sole proprietorships, 90 percent of the tax cut would be derived from businesses without employees."
"A report released by the Joint Tax Committee in July found that many of the tax returns categorized as small businesses were actually filed by wealthy taxpayers who earned business income through limited partnerships or S corporations to allow their firms to avoid paying corporate taxes."
Now, here's the thing. I'm almost certain he's referring to an often-quoted figure, that approximately 3% of all Americans earn over $200,000, and are responsible for 52% of all taxes paid. (1) It's either that, or he's using the Tax Policy Center's numbers where the top 2.2% of businesses affected, earn 40.3% of all the income. (2) That is to say, there are a few people who earn huge sums of money from being a "small business", but the majority of small business owners, in fact, come nowhere near the average $718K income, of those 2.2% who would be affected by the 39.6% rate."Well it may be 3%, but it's half of small business income, uh because uh, obviously the top 3% uh have half of the gross income, uh, for those companies that we would term small businesses."
"If that's what we can get done, but I think that's bad policy. I don't think that's going to help our economy."
"Some economists and analysts are now urging a dose of shock therapy that would greatly shift the benefits to future homeowners: Let the housing market crash.This idea that future homeowners would benefit from some sort of "shock therapy" is pure folly for five reasons:
When prices are lower, these experts argue, buyers will pour in, creating the elusive stability the government has spent billions upon billions trying to achieve."